MARY

I refuse to let him in my class unless he's doped up.

MITCH

WHAT?

JANE ENTERS WITH MORE PAPERS

JANE

She's talking about Ritalin-type drugs.

MARY

That's right, mak'em tak'em I say.

ADAM, LATE 40'S, WITH GLASSES, BURSTS IN.

ADAM (URGENTLY)

Principal Manners, there's a supply shortage in the science class again. We've run out of diodes. How can I finish my demonstration without any diodes?

CLAIRE, LATE 20'S, SEXY, ENTERS QUICKLY.

CLAIRE (UPSET)

Principal Manners, the students keep messing up the library. No matter what I do, they keep taking the books off the shelves.

LAURA, EARLY 30'S, PRETTY, ENTERS IN FLOATINGLY.

LAURA

I have a headache. There's bad vibes in the air. I need to use the P.A. I'll chant a mantra until I clear the school.

GARY

I don't know about that. That sounds like something religious to me.