JACK

You're the chimp lady aren't you? You tried to prove that chimps evolved from man.

WENDY

That's not exactly what I said.

JACK

But that was what implied wasn't it?

WENDY

(beat)
If you excuse me Lieutenant, I have work to do.

JACK TURNS TO GO BUT STOPS AND MAKES CHIMP NOISES. WENDY TURNS AND THROWS THE CONTENTS OF A BEAKER ONTO JACK. AT THAT MOMENT WES ENTERS.

WES

Is there a problem here?

WENDY

No. I was just showing the lieutenant here what distilled water feels like.

JACK GRINS AND LEAVES. BUT WE HEAR MUTED CHIMP NOISES AS HE LEAVES.

WES

I understand.

WENDY

(angrily)
What?

WES

Nothing. I'm afraid you have created your own problems.

WENDY

I can't help it if everyone else is a moron. If anyone with half a mind would look at the DNA evidence without prejudice then it would be obvious. DNA doesn't lie.