C.O.

Truth be known Sergeant I'd rather be thrown into a pit full of hungry wolves than go where you are going.
Sure I can't change your mind?

MITCH

As I have said Sir, I just want to serve my country the best I can.

C.O.

Well damn it, of all the drill Sergeants that have ever come through here, you were the best.

MITCH

Thank you Sir.

C.O.

Yes sirree, you had the highest dropout rate of new recruits ever.
(BEAT)
You sure knew how to keep the riff-raff out of the army.

MITCH

Thank you Sir.

C.O.

So what was the name of your new posting again?

MITCH

Middlefield. Middlefield Junior High School.

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